Berner Phone #54: Dumbest Purchases
Berner Phone
Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2024
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
We've all fallen victim to buying items from targeted ads that seem like the cure to all our problems. This week the dialers are sharing the purchases they regret and have hidden from their spouses. And it's one of our favorite episodes so far.
20% off the best chips at masachips.com with code BERN
Smell good with 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN
15% off at citylips.com with code BERNER
40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER
20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN
50% off haircare prose.com/BERNER 46:05
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. |
| 0:04.8 | Thanks for calling the Burner phone. |
| 0:06.7 | If you leave a message after the tone, |
| 0:08.7 | we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers? We're back. |
| 0:20.0 | Also, shout out to all my little dialers we're back also shout out to all my little dialers you guys are real motherfuckers |
| 0:27.8 | sending us nice messages |
| 0:29.2 | Beautiful supporting the pod, leaving reviews. |
| 0:33.4 | You guys keep me young. |
| 0:35.6 | You keep us young. |
| 0:37.0 | Do want to hear a dialer message then |
| 0:38.8 | with a not prompt related thing |
| 0:40.8 | that I thought was kind of funny? |
| 0:41.8 | Sure, throw it in. |
| 0:43.0 | Just just a funny, funny thing about how a podcast can become like time machines. |
| 0:47.0 | So this isn't our response to the prompt, but |
| 0:50.0 | I'm going through a breakup right now and obviously can't be trusted alone with my own thoughts. |
| 0:55.0 | So I've been listening to all the beginning burner phone episodes with like when Des first started with Hannah's podcast. |
| 1:05.2 | And I, it's so funny because like, you'll be talking about like going to Aspen or the one |
| 1:11.4 | where like Hannah threw away the icon pass and does it like yeah and handed |
| 1:15.4 | through away my icon pass and I like want to like reach back into the phone in time and be like |
| 1:21.3 | don't go skiing you're gonna break your leg like stop I wish I could go back and be like don't do it throw the icon pass away |
| 1:30.3 | wait she did such a good impression of you. |
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