Berner Phone #58: Best Gripes

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Gripes come in many forms and, in our book, they are all completely valid. The dialers are sharing the things that grind their gears and Hannah gives some advice to the big booty girlies.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We love wonderful pistachios here in the burner Bishop household, less cracking, more snackin, because they've come out of their shells.
0:09.0	Wonderful pistachios no shells, flavors come in a variety of award-winning
0:13.6	flavors like chili roasted, honey roasted, sea salt and vinegar,
0:17.6	smoky barbecue, sea salt and pepper, and the newest addition, which is
0:20.9	one of Des's favorites, Halapano lime.
0:23.8	The fact that they're not in their shells
0:26.1	makes it too easy and too fun
0:28.4	to have a healthy snack in the middle of the day.
0:31.1	Any mood you're in, savory, salty, smoky, spicy or sweet, wonderful
0:34.7	pistachio, no shells, has you covered. I feel like snacking is where you could easily
0:40.3	start eating something unhealthy and the next thing you know 30 minutes have gone by and you feel like
0:45.2	crap but wonderful pistachios doesn't make me feel that way because you can snack healthy
0:50.1	when you're on the move and you don't feel gross like you just ate a huge bag of
0:54.4	chips. Visit wonderful pistachios.com to learn more. It's so good.
0:59.1	Whether you need a protein pick-me-up or a tasty late-night treat
1:02.4	wonderful pistachios no shells and
1:04.3	it's the everyday go-to snack nut get snackin.
1:10.0	Hi it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
1:12.3	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
1:14.0	If you leave a message after the tone,
1:16.0	we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers? We are in the car again. It's another driving episode and
1:31.8	ASMR car episodes if there's a little buzzing you know
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