Berner Phone #57: Bad Roommates

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Bad roommates are a canon event, but they always make for a good story. The dialers are sharing some horror stories and we start to realize we might have been the bad roommates.

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0:00.0	It's better over here.
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0:15.0	Pay off up to $650 via virtual prepaid MasterCard in 15 days.
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0:22.0	qualifying, trade, and service on go 5G next and credit records. up to $830 via 24 monthly bill credits plus tax,
0:22.5	qualifying port and trade and service on go 5-2 next
0:24.6	and credit required.
0:25.3	Contact us before canceling entire account
0:26.8	to continue bill credits or credit stop and balance
0:28.5	and required finance agreement is due.
0:35.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:37.0	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:39.0	we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers? We have a very special roommate.
0:49.0	What's up my little dialers? We have a very special roommate episode today.
0:55.4	Bad roommate stories.
0:56.6	Someone dend me and was like Hannah I have really funny roommate stories and I
1:00.5	was like that is gonna be our next prompt.
1:03.0	Should we be giving credit when people messaging a feeling?
1:07.0	Yeah, maybe we should.
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