Berner Phone #65: Bad Gifts

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes it really is better to give than recieve. This week the dialers are sharing the worst gifts they've ever gotten.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.8	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.7	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.8	Burner phone, bitches, I'm back.
0:20.2	You thought you weren't going to hear from me again.
0:22.3	I'm back in these streets.
0:24.6	It really sounded like you wanted to go into freestyle there, but it just didn't happen.
0:31.3	I've been freestyling on the Giggly Squad shows a little bit.
0:35.0	Really?
0:35.9	Well, I do like a fake Taylor Swift song, and I keep adding stuff riffs to it to try to make
0:40.4	page laugh.
0:41.8	I'm actually not very good at, I feel like I pick words that have no possible rhyme to them.
0:47.7	Right.
0:48.2	Like, can you think of an example?
0:50.3	Heart.
0:51.0	Heart?
0:51.6	No, not that one.
0:53.5	End zone.
0:54.1	End zone's easy. End zone. End not that one. End zone.
0:55.6	End zone's easy.
0:56.2	End zone. Phone, alone.
0:57.9	Can you give me classes?
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