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Berner Phone

Berner Phone #66: Family Fights

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

'Tis the season for the biggest family fights of the year. Hopefully these stories of Thanksgiving conversation gone wrong will make you feel better about your family's holiday dysfunction.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:05.0

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

0:07.0

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:16.0

What's up, my little dialers?

0:21.1

Welcome back, everybody.

0:23.0

So, Des and I have had a day.

0:25.3

We're tired.

0:26.7

Well, we're not, sorry, I don't want to start with a complaint.

0:31.8

But there's been a lot going on in the last couple.

0:34.5

I think we need to discuss the whole thing.

0:36.4

So, our nieces and nephews. A niece and nephew. A niece and nephew. A little toddler and a little

0:46.0

baby have lived with us the last three days. And they are the joy in light of my life.

0:53.8

Two and a half year old and a four and a half month old.

0:56.3

I can't remember what life was like before these two bright lights.

1:00.7

And I am exhausted.

1:03.1

Yeah.

1:03.7

Now, I know that the parents are listening and not those parents, not the, our listeners

1:09.8

that our parents are like, oh, tough cookies.

1:13.4

I get it.

1:14.1

But we're tourists to the incredible care and attention that is required to spend that much time with children.

1:21.3

And we're exhausted.

1:24.4

Yes.

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