Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.7	What's up, my little dialers?
0:17.0	Mom and dad are back together again.
0:20.7	I feel like little dialers are like kids who are
0:24.6	unsure if their parents are okay.
0:27.4	Yeah, they call us mom and dad.
0:29.2	I'm like mom and dad are getting along today
0:31.8	and we are going to be talking to you in the same room.
0:35.7	I mean, it's clear as day that people give us a lot more credit for how together we are
0:41.0	than we deserve.
0:42.4	You know, when they call us mom and dad?
0:44.8	Yeah.
0:45.3	You know, if you are our children, you're being neglected.
0:49.4	Call child services.
0:52.2	No, but Des is officially back in New York City.
0:57.3	Oh, that's right.
0:58.3	That's right.
0:59.0	This is the first episode in months.
1:01.4	Yes.
1:02.2	And we're physically together.
	...

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