Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.8	Hello, my little dialers. It's mom and dad. We hope you're having a wonderful week.
0:27.3	Yeah. I was so much like positivity but and also just like gentler and quicker than your than your norm oh because normally i just go on a rant you
0:32.6	start yeah you just normally just like kind of go off on one you caught me by surprise i also I also realize I've situated myself in a not good way that I have to, I have to turn to face you.
0:44.5	Oh, yeah.
0:45.1	That can hurt your neck, babe.
0:46.6	I need to change my position.
0:48.3	You're actually sitting in my normal spot.
0:50.0	I understand, but I needed the plug for my computer.
0:54.8	It's okay.
0:55.3	I'll let you sit in my spot.
0:57.5	So here we are.
1:00.1	Another episode of Burnifone.
1:01.5	Very early in the morning for Hannah, everybody.
1:04.7	We're recording a little late.
1:06.2	It's Sunday morning, Easter Sunday, happy Easter.
1:08.7	The Lord has risen.
1:10.4	And so the logistics of the pod are not the
1:15.9	norm. So Hannah. You say that every week though. No, but this is like, this is before 10 o'clock.
1:23.4	Sorry. That's why my intro was short. Right, yeah, because you're not as bubbly.
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