Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:15.3	Hi, my little dialers, it's mom and dad, and it's a beautiful day in New York City.
0:29.1	But I feel like a meteorologist. It's about 80 degrees. No clouds in the sky. You love asking me the weather in the morning.
0:37.1	Neither of us have been outside and you're like, what's it like outside today? It's like I'm going to use the same information that you have access to. Well, you've been awake for four hours before me.
0:40.4	So I think that maybe you've checked the weather on your phone.
0:43.6	My favorites, you're like, open the window.
0:45.6	I don't know.
0:47.1	But it's a beautiful day.
0:48.5	The Mets just won again.
0:51.4	A big walkoff win for the Mets, which we're blowing up our spot for being insanely
0:55.8	organized this week, where we are normally behind schedule. Fighting for our lives.
1:00.8	It's Wednesday. It's only Wednesday afternoon. And we were so excited to do this one. We couldn't wait.
1:06.2	We couldn't wait. We were organized. You're going to California at the weekend.
1:13.4	I'm in New Jersey, so this weekend.
1:15.3	So it's like, let's get it done.
1:16.3	Hell yeah.
1:19.3	I just want to say, for people who don't know,
1:23.4	the Mets haven't historically been a winning team.
1:29.1	Hannah literally started crying.
1:30.6	Hannah's PMSing.
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