Berner Phone: Invention Ideas

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The dialers tell us their best invention ideas and we ranted about bad therapists, new dating app ideas, the science of sunscreen, and Hannah's favorite condiment.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi It's Tana Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.8	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:06.7	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:08.7	we may have to make it into a podcast. What up my little dialers? We are in Kilkenny, Ireland.
0:24.0	That's right, right by beautiful Kilkenny Castle and
0:28.2	beautiful Irish day.
0:29.7	A very rare occurrence.
0:31.3	It's barely rained once the entire week I've been here.
0:34.0	Des and I'm starting to think you're lying to me about this whole Dublin being
0:38.0	rainy. The reality is you've just been very lucky and that's great. I'm very
0:41.4	very happy that you've been lucky with the
0:42.7	Irish weather experience but yeah so she Hannah leaves tomorrow but I'm here for
0:47.3	the weekend doing the cat laughs Hannah is looking at the prompt
0:50.4	Hannah is looking after the prompts today and she's looking at them instead of paying attention, which it would have been edited out on a previous episode, but I once got a scolding because I wasn't paying attention to Hannah, but I was looking at which prompt to pick next.
1:03.3	Dave, this is the record for Bernierphone.
1:05.3	We got in a fight before the first minute.
1:08.1	At 55 seconds, there has to be some kind of Guinness Book of World Records breakage.
1:13.9	So anyway, it's great to be.
1:15.9	And first of all, how did you feel?
1:18.2	Your parents were here.
1:19.2	We had a proper Irish trip.
1:20.6	What's your feeling?
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