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🗓️ 10 September 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover things that happen to your body in your 40s, Happy Gilmore 2 and the Adam Sandler film universe, our notable high school alumni, lunchables, Fergalicious, ectopic pregnancies, Larry David, Andrew’s receding hairline, Piggy from Lord of the Flies, sleeping with a knife under your pillow, a dick glow up, and the timeline towards having a baby.
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CHAPTERS
00:00 - Chicken gizzard
03:00 - God’s intentions
07:30 - Pixar movie
08:30 - Dumb wig
17:00 - new niece
19:00 - Dick glow up
24:00 - Sleeping with a knife under your pillow
30:00 - Snews
33:00 - KISS in Cadillac, MI
43:00 - Respect the pouch
48:00 - Travis Gilmore
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0:00.0 | Puddles in the morning, |
0:05.0 | muddles in me Well I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl. |
0:17.0 | The puddles podcast is starting real soon. |
0:22.0 | Ooh boy. Boy. I love how you always start off the podcast like that because I think you have |
0:30.0 | something to tell me. Yeah and it's never anything that exciting because we're |
0:34.2 | boring people. I mean you know what it is about a routine is like get in this |
0:38.8 | routine because I have something we have our wedding coming up in a month and a half and I'm envisioning |
0:46.3 | photos being taken from the side of my face and all I see is my little, not little, my chicken gizzard that you get. The older you get, the more |
0:56.3 | your skin just fights to get to the ground from your chin and it just drops and I just |
1:02.5 | goggggg up back back. |
1:05.0 | That's all I hear in my head. |
1:08.0 | And I just know there's gonna be some photos taken |
1:12.0 | where I'm gonna be like really sad and I know that's sad to even |
1:15.9 | worry about stuff like that but it does motivate me so now I'm in this routine |
1:19.6 | that's so boring and once I get into a routine I feel like I'm just dying slowly because I'm just like we're fast because I'm just like oh I gotta do this then I eat my protein then I have my creatine then I lift next day then I have my create team then I lift next day then I do this and it's just like a |
1:36.7 | repetitive thing and my a d d kicks in where I'm like I this doesn't feel normal I |
1:41.7 | don't know how people do it and yeah so all I'm thinking |
1:45.4 | about is my gizzard well I feel like that's something the gizzard is something |
1:51.7 | that happens in your 40s. |
1:54.0 | Thanks. |
1:55.0 | No, I'm serious. |
1:57.0 | So in your 20s to like late 20s, 30s, I think it's like the forehead, |
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