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Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Boring People, Adam Sandler, & Pu$$y Face | Ep # 42 | Puddles

Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Andrew Collin

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

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Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover things that happen to your body in your 40s, Happy Gilmore 2 and the Adam Sandler film universe, our notable high school alumni, lunchables, Fergalicious, ectopic pregnancies, Larry David, Andrew’s receding hairline, Piggy from Lord of the Flies, sleeping with a knife under your pillow, a dick glow up, and the timeline towards having a baby.


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CHAPTERS

00:00 - Chicken gizzard

03:00 - God’s intentions

07:30 - Pixar movie

08:30 - Dumb wig

17:00 - new niece

19:00 - Dick glow up

24:00 - Sleeping with a knife under your pillow

30:00 - Snews

33:00 - KISS in Cadillac, MI

43:00 - Respect the pouch

48:00 - Travis Gilmore


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Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser

Ending song written by: Andrew Collin

Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner

Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcript

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0:00.0

Puddles in the morning,

0:05.0

muddles in me Well I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl.

0:17.0

The puddles podcast is starting real soon.

0:22.0

Ooh boy. Boy. I love how you always start off the podcast like that because I think you have

0:30.0

something to tell me. Yeah and it's never anything that exciting because we're

0:34.2

boring people. I mean you know what it is about a routine is like get in this

0:38.8

routine because I have something we have our wedding coming up in a month and a half and I'm envisioning

0:46.3

photos being taken from the side of my face and all I see is my little, not little, my chicken gizzard that you get. The older you get, the more

0:56.3

your skin just fights to get to the ground from your chin and it just drops and I just

1:02.5

goggggg up back back.

1:05.0

That's all I hear in my head.

1:08.0

And I just know there's gonna be some photos taken

1:12.0

where I'm gonna be like really sad and I know that's sad to even

1:15.9

worry about stuff like that but it does motivate me so now I'm in this routine

1:19.6

that's so boring and once I get into a routine I feel like I'm just dying slowly because I'm just like we're fast because I'm just like oh I gotta do this then I eat my protein then I have my creatine then I lift next day then I have my create team then I lift next day then I do this and it's just like a

1:36.7

repetitive thing and my a d d kicks in where I'm like I this doesn't feel normal I

1:41.7

don't know how people do it and yeah so all I'm thinking

1:45.4

about is my gizzard well I feel like that's something the gizzard is something

1:51.7

that happens in your 40s.

1:54.0

Thanks.

1:55.0

No, I'm serious.

1:57.0

So in your 20s to like late 20s, 30s, I think it's like the forehead,

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