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Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Weed Bars, Bachelorette Party, & Cheating Brides | Ep # 41 | Puddles

Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Andrew Collin

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

For extra episodes and exclusive content, subscribe to our Patreon! For only $5 a month, receive a bonus episode every week! Subscribe today patreon.com/thepuddlespodcast Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover asking for what you want, weed bars, Brenna’s bachelorette party in Chicago, cat fights, Sarah Silverman, too much Thai food, chemo money, sleeping with brides, UNO, piss pills, vet bills, and history trivia. Leave us a voicemail: ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/Puddles⁠ Send us questions: ⁠[email protected] SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt⁠ Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr⁠ Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46⁠ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Rap battle 03:30 - Eye Contact 07:00 - Insecurities 10:00 - Lunch with an agent 15:30 - Nobody gives a f*** about you 17:30 - Pet prices 22:00 - Piss pill 27:00 - Cat fight 29:00 - Bachelorette Party recap 32:00 - Warby Parker 37:00 - Bad girl groove 39:00 - Mr. Steal Your Bride 44:00 - UNO in the weed bar 48:00 - History Trivia FOLLOW US: Puddles - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/puddlespodcast⁠ Andrew - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/⁠ Brenna - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/⁠ Melanie - ⁠https://www.instagram.com/melaniemeisner/⁠ Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcript

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0:00.0

Puddles in the morning,

0:05.0

muddles in the evening, muddles in the afternoon,

0:08.0

muddles in the afternoon.

0:11.0

Well, I'm a puddle boy, and she's a puddle girl.

0:17.0

The puddles podcast is starting real soon.

0:20.0

Welcome to puddles. It's your host Andrew Colin joined by my co-host.

0:27.0

Brana Lorock. We're back baby. We are back.

0:31.0

Back ready to attack. Can't talk smack when you're looking like a jack

0:39.0

looking like a whack that's a better word or Or snack. Man, did you ever freestyle?

0:45.0

Like you could rap when you're in the car.

0:48.0

I have so many backlogs of rap lyrics, but I cannot freestyle. I have no creative like creative

0:57.8

mind when it comes to that. You're really good at it. What, I just freestyling?

1:03.5

Nah, it's putting me on the spot.

1:05.5

I don't think it'll be hot.

1:07.5

You know, maybe I'll try it.

1:09.5

Nah.

1:10.5

I've freaking been juiced up. I snot I never felt anything ever again I'm your best friend till the end

1:18.9

Listen up don't freaking not hit send. My heart is forever, forever for you. You're my girl. I'm your Jew.

1:28.0

We gotta do what we aim to do. Ain't that right boo, true? That's a biggie lyric that's not my own but I take it down because I'm full-grown

1:37.4

if I do this for an hour would you still listen at this point do you want to turn it off probably but fuck you bitch because I'm the

1:45.6

fucking man not really I got a three and a half inch penis and that's smaller

1:50.0

than my hand and my hand is small but everything is pretty cool when you're not that tall.

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