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Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2024
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad? Have you ever watched Deadliest Catch with your girlfriend's dad while your penis is inside his daughter's butthole? Let's talk about that, smashing your way into a Mexican restaurant to steal booze, accidentally allowing your child to watch porn instead of Barney, blending a spider into a milkshake for revenge, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Barcode, stretch, VCR, Donkey Hole. Oh. Oh, sick effects. Yeah, for three! Episode. Episode 15, guess what? What? |
| 0:33.0 | I found a brang nantis. |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.0 | Dude, if you're watching the YouTube version, |
| 0:38.0 | Zach, you pull up these picks. |
| 0:40.0 | Look how high this motherfucker looks on the second pick. |
| 0:42.8 | Yeah, he's like, |
| 0:45.8 | where do I get up here? |
| 0:46.8 | You're out here too, huh? |
| 0:48.8 | Is this your chair? |
| 0:50.3 | Oh, you don't see a whole lot of praying mantis is up here. mantis is a is that plural mantis the mantis I'mantai mantai mantai |
| 0:57.0 | mantai mantai tio but you don't see a bunch I guessing their cam maybe their camouflage is working, |
| 1:02.8 | because they're around here, but not a lot around here. |
| 1:05.8 | I mean, I can probably count on one hand |
| 1:07.4 | the amount of praying mantisi |
| 1:09.4 | that I've seen up here. |
| 1:10.4 | You know what that kid, bring the second picture up again. You know what that reminds me of? |
| 1:14.4 | The aliens in the coffee place and men in black. Oh for sure. |
| 1:18.0 | Hey! |
| 1:20.0 | And they're pouring the coffee all over the players. |
| 1:24.0 | Yeah! |
| 1:25.0 | So for context, yeah, how big is that? |
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