Can You Don't? | Blue Water. Mirrors. Pause. Off-Site Morgue.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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How pissed would you be if you spent MONTHS looking for your family member that the hospital told you checked herself out... only to later find out she was actually dead the entire time? Let's talk about that, getting completely covered in pee and poo, blanketing the planet with giant mirrors to make more daylight hours, accidentally handing out candies made of solid meth to the homeless population, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Blue Water, mirrors, pause, off-site morgue. I got some things to talk about and I think sitting well I mean now that I just
0:28.3	touch my microphone and there's a sucker here.
0:34.0	Not, I mean, not you.
0:38.0	It's not you guys, like a literal little lollipop. And we don't know who the culprit is,
0:40.0	but I have it whittled down to two.
0:43.0	Mine just fell on the ground and too far to grab it.
0:46.0	I got a grape.
0:47.0	Yeah, you got a grape.
0:48.0	There's one stuck inside of like a deer nose upstairs, found some in beds on lamps.
0:56.2	I'm gonna whittle it down to Pepper a page,
0:59.0	which I don't think is a far scratch
1:00.1	because Ezra would be hiding like he'd be like we turn the the show get going
1:04.3	and then a sprinkler would go off. I feel like that would be he installed
1:07.7	like ceiling sprinklers. Yeah like we turn it on and then like a chairlift
1:11.5	picks us up and then carries us into the
1:13.7	backyard that would be an Ezra Prank yeah so we don't know I also thought it was
1:17.6	fitting it was last week I showed the the Prang Mantis that we found in the
1:22.0	backyard right yeah how high he was yeah he was fucked I showed the praying mantis that we found in the backyard, right?
1:23.0	And how high he was?
1:24.0	Yeah, he was fucked up.
1:25.4	Something extraordinary happened, guys.
1:27.8	Oh shit.
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