Can You Don't? | Puppets. China. Breakfast. Sand Castle.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Do you think if you and your friends returned back to a hotel after a night of partying you could run the whole business because there were no employees in the building? Let's talk about that, what movie you wish you could watch again for the first time, an old lady using a knife to break into your bathroom stall, how poorly Joe would do in today's China, and more on this episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/bxcYHqV7uKE
Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]
FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast
IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast
YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen
Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Puppets, China, Breakfast, Sandcastle. |
| 0:22.0 | I've got big news everybody! |
| 0:25.0 | What? Yeah? |
| 0:26.0 | Were you waiting to share this? |
| 0:28.0 | Huh? Well, no. You knew it was coming. |
| 0:31.0 | But my pen pals wrote back. |
| 0:34.0 | I got a little message here from the department |
| 0:37.0 | of Homeland Security. |
| 0:40.0 | What are you talking about, pen pals? |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah, I mean, I look like this time I'm getting |
| 0:45.0 | fined $390 for my $40 switch blade. |
| 0:50.0 | So, just wanted to... |
| 0:52.0 | Hold on, hold on. |
| 0:54.0 | Just see all that up. |
| 0:55.0 | And this is what... |
| 0:57.0 | Goddammit! |
| 0:58.0 | And I was talking about this. |
| 0:59.0 | I don't know yet for like, for 100% sure. |
| 1:02.0 | But I think that my TSA pre-check is going to work now. |
| 1:06.0 | Because the last time it got taken away for an entire year, |
| 1:09.0 | they didn't say that in the letter. |
| 1:11.0 | They just said, hey man, send us a bunch of money |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in -501 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.