Can You Don't? | Large Python. Baby Jumping. Bagel. Good Acid.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2024
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Pro Tip: If the success of your murder plot pivots on having a large python eat one of your intended targets, you should probably rethink your entire murder plot. Let's talk about that, decking a mascot while on acid at a basketball game, happily filming content for your mom's OnlyFan's account, ordering a hot air balloon ride using Uber, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Large Python, baby jumping, bag you look good today? |
| 0:25.0 | So to you. |
| 0:26.0 | Thanks, man. |
| 0:27.0 | It's like looking in mirror. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.0 | People thought that anyway, but now it's super merry. |
| 0:31.0 | Except you know where and a half this time. He's super merry. We're wearing a hat this time. |
| 0:32.6 | These matching Hawaiian like golf sweaters. |
| 0:37.6 | You're wearing Cassis. |
| 0:38.6 | I am. |
| 0:39.2 | I don't have the boobs for it, but it's there. |
| 0:42.4 | You're doing it. Oh, game, what you got oh yeah so we have to we have to play this |
| 0:46.9 | all of us we're losing our shit and then we are just gonna move on like we didn't |
| 0:51.4 | just do what we just did and we decided we have to bring it |
| 0:54.8 | into the show. We hope we hope you guys like this. Okay. Okay here we go. |
| 1:02.4 | Yeah. yeah. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah. Oh, yeah. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah. Yeah. |
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