Can You Don't? | Slingshot. Stemming. Butt. Went Floppy.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Imagine being trapped in a warehouse with a bunch of murderous Stephen Hawkings going 15 mph. The sound of their evil laugh alone is enough to strike fear into the hearts of any man. Let's talk about that, police trying to interrogate a pigeon accused of spying, getting stabbed with a bundle of pens by stranger on an airplane, sledding dead bodies down the stairs, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Slingshot, stemming, butt, went floppy. Hey Brian look at this poster I have that's sick I know I mean if you're watching on
0:27.4	YouTube it's got a bunch of fucking lines in it this happens with it was in a
0:32.1	box it was in a box. It was nice. But Bodie, one of our listeners sent this in for the Zach Cave.
0:38.4	Oh no, Boatie, yeah dude. We know Boats. Look at this thing. Don't do a boaty. So that'll go right into the old Zach cave.
0:47.1	Love it. And instead of rolling it up, I guess I'm going to square it up into a triangle because... Too bad you can't steam it maybe I can I'm not sure I got it I got to figure that out
0:57.2	Thanks a lot bony man yeah sick don't you know what's from point break. Oh yeah if you want to send something in, you will find a link to our PO box in the episode description. Bonus content,
1:08.4	you sign up for Patreon. You want a link link also episode description
1:12.5	check out the exclusive merge on the new merge
1:14.9	and then if you want to see something on the show you something into
1:17.2	hey guys
1:18.2	at can you know podcast dot com
1:20.2	hey Brian I got good news
1:21.6	here you look into gape today?
1:23.3	Sure. He's looking at the poster.
1:25.4	Sick. I just don't like wish. I think we need to frame that. I know. We gotta do something.
1:29.7	Maybe shirt design? Frame it out. A full body print design.
1:34.0	I know it's so sick, buddy, thank you so much.
1:37.0	We're doing a giant dick.
1:39.0	Huge throbbing sweaty hog on the show today, so looking forward to that just you got done with a run and then you know and you just keep running and then you go home and
1:49.2	No, it's a thick dick though. So you're already your sweaty hog, you're almost done and he's got to keep going.
1:55.6	Oh, I thought it was, my thought the hog was that after sex when it's starting to hang down.
2:00.4	Oh, that's when I picture a hog. Yeah. Yeah. It's like just a it's the
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