Can You Don't? | Steve Urkel. Please. Sauna. Bus Driver.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2023
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Exploring the wild west with Lewis and Clark would have been pretty sweet... IF you had an off-road, motorized Lazy-E-Boy recliner! Let's talk about that, fast food restaurants with hot tubs inside, making the 911 dispatcher use their manners during an emergency, 40 people working together to lift a bus off a kid, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Steve Urgol, please, sauna, bus driver. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh my god. |
| 0:23.0 | Let me do it! |
| 0:24.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:25.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:26.0 | I forgot. |
| 0:27.0 | It's been how many episodes? |
| 0:28.0 | I completely forgot to put on my fingerless leather gloves. |
| 0:30.0 | I thought you weren't going to do it. |
| 0:31.0 | I was like, you didn't have them all. |
| 0:33.0 | Usually I have them all before I do. |
| 0:34.0 | Before you even get to the house. |
| 0:36.0 | I'm wearing these things. |
| 0:37.0 | Make sure the vibes are right. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.0 | I wake up and I brush my teeth and put my gloves on. |
| 0:41.0 | Before I silence my alarm clock, |
| 0:43.0 | I put on these fucking fingerless leather gloves. |
| 0:45.0 | It turns into a fist and I just smash the alarm clock. |
| 0:47.0 | The alarm clock turns itself off. |
| 0:49.0 | I spent so much money on alarm clocks. |
| 0:51.0 | I bust it every morning. |
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