Can You Don't? | Power Rangers. Oven Clock. Throat. Cargo Plane.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2023
⏱️ 93 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Can a person have an emotional support horse? And if so, can you imagine having to sit next to it on an airplane? Let's talk about that, how out of your Goddamn mind you have to be to actually need the am/pm setting on your oven, having to poop during an active shooter situation, being really bad at killing people, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KgAncCX7IpQ
Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]
FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast
IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast
YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt
Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen
Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816
Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Power Rangers, oven clock, throat, cargo plane. |
| 0:23.0 | What if dicks were hairy? |
| 0:25.8 | You don't have any hair in your deck? |
| 0:27.0 | Just a hairy dick, all the hair, all over the deck, fumes, but up and down your deck. |
| 0:32.0 | It'd be weird. |
| 0:33.0 | What if balls were always wet? |
| 0:39.0 | The music ended right after you said that. |
| 0:42.0 | Your balls were wet and he goes, |
| 0:45.0 | Anyway, welcome to episode 76. |
| 0:47.0 | Could you imagine that? |
| 0:48.0 | You're having sex. |
| 0:50.0 | And then it's just slimy hair, wet hair. |
| 0:53.0 | Like a wet cat. |
| 0:54.0 | Like a wet dog. |
| 0:55.0 | And wet wiener. |
| 0:56.0 | But like just all the time, like a, like a woolly man with dick with wet balls. |
| 1:01.0 | God, what a world. |
| 1:02.0 | Anyway, episode 76, we're excited to be here. |
| 1:05.0 | What did you think of that? |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, I don't know. |
| 1:08.0 | Just something Cassie and I were talking about. |
| 1:10.0 | Apparently. |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in -445 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.