Can You Don't? | Rockets. The Drip. Mowing the Lawn. Not a Bomb.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2023
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Can you imagine standing in line at the airport, just trying to buy your morning coffee... when suddenly you get taken out from behind by an out of control motorized suitcase? Let's talk about that, coworkers that are WAY to sensitive, thinking your vageener made your husband gag when it was actually just the drugs you guys consumed, slamming your entire hand in a door on a weekly basis, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Rockets, the drip, mowing the lawn, not a bomb. |
| 0:22.0 | Hi, no, yeah, I'll get back to get up. |
| 0:26.0 | This coming up on Saturday, you said? |
| 0:28.0 | Okay, how are you talking to? |
| 0:29.0 | One second. |
| 0:30.0 | Um, yeah, and you'll be there too. |
| 0:33.0 | What? |
| 0:34.0 | You'll be there. |
| 0:35.0 | Okay. |
| 0:36.0 | Where are you going? |
| 0:37.0 | We're going to record right now. |
| 0:38.0 | We'll call you back later. |
| 0:39.0 | Goodbye. |
| 0:40.0 | Uh, he's got a phone put in. |
| 0:43.0 | What? |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.0 | What century is that phone from? |
| 0:46.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:47.0 | 1977 and 1977. |
| 0:49.0 | Oh. |
| 0:50.0 | Come down. |
| 0:51.0 | I didn't even plan that. |
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