Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13 Sign […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, April 3rd, 2025.
0:03.9	Coming up on the program today, Jesse Lee Peterson has an
0:06.6	Amazing sponsorship deal.
0:08.5	Plus, throwing dog shit in a baby's mouth.
0:13.3	Destroying bongs in the name of Elon Musk and sexting with the dead.
0:17.6	All this plus your voicemails.
0:19.1	Daddy!
0:22.1	Distorted View Daily. Proudly presents Cheryl Murkowski, reading another Craigslist personal ad.
0:31.2	I want to fuck a smelly crackhead woman, man for woman, Forty-Fourbaldemore.
0:38.7	Hello, I like to fuck ladies who are addicts, 420, or anything else, but I don't consume them.
0:47.9	I want you to stink, too.
0:50.2	I want to embrace you while we kiss passionately and while my cock is sliding in and out of your
0:58.7	pussy until I spuluge my cream poit deep within to your pussy.
1:07.6	I'll also administer a beer
1:11.0	animal to you too. And make you drunk.
1:14.7	If you are this kind of girl, please state
1:17.9	how you want us to meet up, like your home address
1:22.3	or where you want us to meet if you want to first meet
1:26.6	at a McDonald's or something.
1:29.9	Please go a few days without a bath so your body can give off a strong sense.
1:39.6	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
1:43.4	Mrs. Butterworth is twice as thick, and it's made with...
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