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CAVEMEN DIDN'T MAKE POTTERY???

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Slime and Charcoal chicken obsessed Chelsea and Sabrina freestyle about an upcoming live show endeavor, create TGIF acronyms, argue about chicken soup, discuss color mixing, debt, art, parenting, blah blah blah. Chelsea speaks to some senior who was bullied by a freshman.

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0:00.0

Okay, do, ooh, ooh, okay.

0:04.0

Okay, do, ooh, okay.

0:06.0

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

0:09.0

mm-hmm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.

0:28.0

Always surprising, always surprising.

0:32.4

Not expecting me to go sexy with it.

0:35.3

On my shoulders to get into it, you told me, you told me, I'll deliver. Hold on, I can give you need to go sexy with it on my shoulders to get intimate you told me i'll deliver hold on i

0:39.6

can give you something to think about work with there you go there you are wanting to know their names and birthdays of my family

0:56.2

Shawna December 11th

1:02.8

1979

1:04.8

did you just actually see this there was this video on um

1:09.7

Instagram of course the only thing i do that i should also quit um that

1:15.7

this is not the video but it was like um like asking dads their kids school teacher's name or where

1:23.3

how what their kids birthdays were how old they were what grade they were in and these dads didn't know any of the answers

1:30.5

and then the moms did it's embarrassing easier to be a man these days imbursed not like the old days what do we think about old chuck schumer

1:44.4

i'm not great at politics.

1:45.9

I'm actually comforted that you feel that way too because I'm not going to say I don't do well with politics because I think that would be very stupid to say.

1:53.2

And also I'd like to retract that I just said that.

1:55.7

I do very well.

1:56.6

I'm a political baby.

1:58.2

I've just really been thinking about this and I know know like, whatever, everyone hates hearing about all these thoughts.

2:03.4

I don't care anymore.

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