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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2025

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Robby Hoffman, who has 9 siblings, throws Chelsea into the perpetual reaction seat with innumerable hot takes, such as: skin care is a scam, washing hands is bad, trans people are fine, ADHD doesn't exist, etc. Chelsea searches for points of connection, like grilled cheese, a mistrust of Nest, a dislike of cut fruit, and thinking flowers are beautiful. A caller does an unauthorized infomercial for a jeweler.

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0:00.0	rolling. Always be rolling. Always be rolling. Because you know what people love? Wait, what are your
0:08.0	pronouns? Do you go back? She, I don't, yeah, I don't do it. Okay. Can you turn the, the, their voice
0:15.1	down in my headphones, please? She her is fine. Okay. I just, you know, I'm the last she her on the
0:20.8	planet. Wait, Sabrina Jolie says the same thing. Yeah. I just, you know, I'm the last she her on the planet.
0:21.4	Wait, Sabrina Jolie says the same thing.
0:23.8	Yeah, no, this is the last.
0:25.4	It's generational maybe.
0:27.1	It kind of is.
0:28.4	I'm cuspy.
0:29.8	I'm right in the middle.
0:31.7	I'm like the youngest millennial, oldest, you know.
0:36.1	So it was happening when I was in school already.
0:39.7	But it was always the worst girls.
0:44.1	It's always like the richest kid from Connecticut who went to the school.
0:48.6	You know what you mean?
0:49.3	And like the father like paid for everything.
0:52.5	And then there's no problems.
0:53.9	And suddenly they, them. Right. But now it's like, you for everything, and then there's no problems and suddenly they're them.
0:55.3	Right.
0:56.0	But now it's like, you know, and normally I would onboard here.
1:00.0	But now I feel like trans people are under attack, so I feel like I can't really.
1:05.5	They're fine.
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