Hello, good morning, good evening, happy whatever day it is for you today is Wednesday.

And I am a single dog mom of three today, Troy is out of town on a work trip, how fucking

convenient.

If you watch my stories the other day, I had a dream that he cheated on me with this little

slut to mermaid named R.E.L. and I woke up at 4.45, pissed and he wasn't here to yell

at.

When he faced time to me, I gave him lots of attitude that he deserved, obviously

first thing I did was check his location, he's actually in Minnesota, Missouri, I don't

know the difference between the two, he's not in Florida, Disney World, which is where

the dream was.

So, you know, just things are going well and I think that I had that dream because this

past week we were in Cape Cod with Troy's family, I'm obsessed with his niece Sophia, she's

the cutest little thing in the whole wide world, but she loves little mermaid and she's

out of my lap and I sang to her probably, she probably wanted to kill me, all the little

mermaid songs and that's why I had nightmares about that skank, like if you watch Disney

World movies, they're all like it's so fucked up, like why is no one like overweight or

slightly like bigger than a size 00, like if you look at R.E.L. she has like the perfect

cook, I'm like that is not achievable, that is not real, anyway, what else was I going

to say, I don't really know, so today we are going to dive into relationships, now I,

if you go back in my highlights, I have like advice one, advice two, all the way, I think

I'm up to like six full highlights now, you can have like a hundred slides in each,

if you go back like I, this is when I was single and then when I dated a douche lord and

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