All right, Chelsea Pready, Hollywood, California.

Podcast episode 11.

Here's a sitch.

Massive headache as per us.

I feel like I need constant massage

hashtag universal problems

um wanted to listen to a bunch of messages today because we didn't do

that the last two episodes and I feel like that's a fun part. It's got a little more of a

chilled out vibe. Perfect for my mood right now.

Chelsea, I have a couple of questions for you. First First off, what's your favorite condiment?

How do you feel about mayonnaise?

And then do you like big tips?

Have a good one.

Favorite condiment. I like, you know, um, vinegary stuff. Like I like Chinese food like putting vinegar vine and chips putting vinegar on the chips. I like tanging. I like putting lemon all over everything. Is lemon a condiment? Is sour cream a

sour cream even though it's killing me every time I eat it due to my

high cholesterol.

Ketchup is crucial for mediocre diner food and Mayo I do enjoy. But I just

recently found out that mayonnaise is considered a white people condiment and that black people do not enjoy

mannays. I would have thought it was the opposite but you know me, white to the grave. Hey, Chelsea, this is Valerie.

I'm a lesbian in Louisiana and I'm calling to see if you have

lesbian tendencies and this is why you should call me because I think I would be

really really interesting to talk to. Why? You know I tend to be orientated towards Dick.

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