Beyonce, are you listening?

Would you listen?

Is there a world in which one of my listeners is connected in some way to Beyonce?

Could you get her to listen?

Do you have it in your heart?

Oh, God, so much of my life is revolving around burn care right now.

As some of you may or may not know,

I severely burned my arm over Thanksgiving

and now I've... I had no idea what a full-time job this was going to be. I mean I have to put

salves on it. I had to go buy huge bandages because a simple bandaid would not suffice for the

surface area of this burn.

There's dirty bandages all over my house.

I'm constantly having to hold my arm out of the shower.

I mean, who knew that a second degree burn over five inches long no I don't

know how long well this sucks this opening sucks. See how fast I crumble?

All right, listen.

Were you raised with manners? I was in Rhode Island this weekend.

Shout out to Rhode Island. Lots to do there in terms of just, you know, beautiful homes and, you know,

it looks kind of like a lot of industrial stuff was going on there

Certain kinds of tanks where you're like what's in that and stuff like that so it was fun just tooling around and I got a rental car they upsold me to a BMW like SUV. And I was just driving it around and I got to say I felt like an adult I really was like I rented a car I'm navigating my way around anyway

as I was driving at one point I let this family of goons

cross the street in front of me. They were pedestrians coming out of some sort of

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