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The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Happy 2025, you survived! On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following vital topics of our time: Deathly dry radiators Fat Animals have one root cause Nosferatu, take me out to dinner first! Tesla Truck Explosion Nosy Apples And channeled predictions for 2025 See Krystyna headlining in Tulsa, Oklahoma (Jan. 10th + 11th) and Toronto (Jan. 17th + 18th) tix available at: https://linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible.
0:02.6	You wish that you were dead.
0:04.4	And some days are magical like grape banana bread.
0:08.9	Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.
0:14.5	The voices in our heads.
0:18.9	Hello, everybody.
0:20.6	How you doing?
0:21.5	Congrats on not killing yourself.
0:24.6	You didn't commit suicide this week, and I'm so fucking proud of you for that.
0:31.2	You didn't commit suicide this week.
0:34.7	I was, okay, we're good, we're good sound machine. I was walking in my
0:38.5	neighborhood the other day and there's a suicide center, not a center where you commit suicide,
0:43.6	but like, it wasn't called that. It was called something else. Uh, it was like a foam banky kind of
0:48.5	place. It's like a suicide hotline place. And I really want to volunteer. I'm going to go a walk in. They're never open though. I'm like, that's not good. That's not good. Remember I told you guys I called the suicide hotline for a
0:57.9	sketch and I was going to hang up right away so that I wasn't taking up any time? They didn't
1:02.4	pick up for 45 minutes. Not great. Not great. Is that going to help the people? No, it's not. You got to pick up.
1:12.5	If you get to the point where you're calling the suicide hotline number, which I get, because I get it, you got to pick up. If no one picks up, it's like, man, not even this fucking suicide hotline people want to talk to me? I guess I am a burden.
1:29.8	But I feel like I would be a great volunteer for that.
1:31.3	And I would let them know.
1:33.2	Like I have merch that says congrats and not killing yourself.
1:34.7	Like I get it.
1:36.4	I don't know that they would like that though.
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