Some days are terrible.

You wish that you were dead.

And some days are magical like grape banana bread.

Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.

The voices in our heads.

Hello, boys and girls and days and thems and everyone in between.

Hi, aliens.

I see you.

Ooh, ooh.

Welcome to the voices in our heads.

Congrats and not killing yourself.

I mean, you can't.

I'm recording this episode in my car.

I'm in my car, parked on my block.

And, uh, I got to say, the time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day, it doesn't exist.

It doesn't fucking exist. It's just such a time suck. Like, oh, it's the laziest week of the year,

which I, fuck, good for us.

You know what I mean? I don't know about y'all. But I'm like, everything I have to do. I mean,

I have a to do list, like always. Because there's always a voice in my head going, oh, you have to do this.

Oh, you forgot to do this. Oh, you got to add this. I mean, also, too, if I don't add it to the list. It just doesn't get done.

Except if it's like a beauty related thing, those I never forget.

Uh-oh.

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