I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armaged Update.

Well, guess what?

We're in week four of Cluster Trump 2, the revenge.

And just so you know, with everything that is going on, the corruption and the

crime and the lying and bullshit that is happening on an hour-by-hour basis, it's almost

impossible to keep up with.

But let's start here.

President Elon and President Fellon had a joint press conference at the White House,

where one of President Elon's closest advisors may have pooped his pants.

Elon's son was also there.

In the last three weeks, our South African unelected president

has sent in a team of prepubested experts into the government's most sensitive department,

searched and possibly copied 227 million Americans' information. Do you people remember when you

were worried that the vaccine had microchips

and they were going to try to control you? So you voted against one of the most experienced,

competent politicians we've ever had in the Oval Office, also because eggs cost too much.

Well, just so you know, since Trump has been sworn in, eggs have gone up 15% and are

being limited. Fuel oil is up 6.2%. Inflation overall has risen 3%. Just want to point out how

the last guy, Joe B, had brought inflation down from 9% to 2.5% and since sweet potato

Hitler has been sworn in, it's already heading up.

Good game, idiots.

Trump's ending departments without Congress, which is against the law.

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