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🗓️ 24 May 2024
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There’s always a small element of worry that comes when you leave a stranger to watch your property, children, or pets. Even if you’re fully trusting, here comes that gnawing sense that you yourself may have created a problem, because you didn’t quite bring yourself to tell the sitter... everything.
Thea Lapp is played by Mig Windows.
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Soren can also be heard narrating or acting on the podcasts 'The Ghosts on This Road', 'Sibling Horror', 'SessionsX,' 'Let's Not Meet,' 'Campfire Radio Theater,' 'Tag Till We're Dead,' and others.
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0:00.0 | Do you like dogs? |
0:07.0 | like dogs? |
0:17.0 | like dogs? My name is Zach Downs. One day in May of 1992, my friend John, who I hated with a pure Ruby Red passion, called me up and set me onto a well-paying and very easy gig that would allow me to both |
0:46.8 | meet a long-time hero of mine and love a cute furry animal. |
0:52.4 | Why did I hate John then? Because of a cute furry animal. |
0:52.6 | Why did I hate John then? |
0:54.4 | Because at the age of 25, that overachieving slime bag had landed a front office job |
1:01.9 | with the Denver Broncos, and I loved the Broncos, and I wouldn't |
1:06.1 | ever be able to afford to go to even a single game without taking his spare pity tickets. |
1:13.0 | Why couldn't I ever afford to go to a game |
1:15.0 | when my grades were better than Johns back at Regis? |
1:19.0 | Because I was bad at working. I was bad at being an employee. I was running urine samples around a lab at part time and |
1:30.0 | planning to slink all the way back east of my house in Delaware for a life reboot when he called me up. |
1:37.0 | What if I told you you could dog sit for Arty Lapp for two weeks? |
1:41.5 | He asked me. And I had to check my calendar to see if it was April |
1:45.6 | Fool's Day. In case you're not a pathetic Broncos fan like me, Arde a lap was back |
1:52.1 | then the Broncos feared and respected and occasionally despised defensive |
1:58.6 | coordinator. A man whose name had escaped my lips two or three times on my sad little calls to the fan, |
2:05.3 | on a 4.3 fm. |
2:07.2 | Denver's hub for relentlessly dimwitted NFL hot takes and rants, and yeah, that probably included my own. |
2:15.1 | It was the middle of the off season and Ardy Lapp was planning to go off to Iceland with his wife of 20 years |
2:20.4 | before mini-cams began. The man whose Blitz scheme sent opposing |
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