Episode #133- Inconvenient Lust

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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You survived another week! Mazel Tov, baby. On today’s episode, the Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores the following subject matters: Rats with balls Celine Dione as a loan officer Britney, B*tch Tim Walz is the kind, sensitive dad we need A reading from Chapter 7 of Nathaniel Branden’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about our sometimes scary friend; Self-Acceptance To hear the chapter read in its entirety (with cute commentary) and to zoom with me once a week for Group Share-apy, head on over to: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Come see me live! [NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our head the voices in our head
0:16.3	guys
0:19.2	guys what's up you didn't kill yourselves this week. I'm so proud of you. That's a really big feat because I don't know if you know shit's crazy. Welcome to the voices in our heads. My name's Christina Marie Hutchinson.
0:32.8	Boy, New York City, these balls, these rats are getting balls.
0:35.8	These rats are getting ballsy.
0:37.7	Let me try that again.
0:41.1	Damn New York, these rats are getting ballsy.
0:44.0	That's what I meant to say.
0:46.0	Oh boy.
0:47.0	I just, what is anything anymore?
0:50.0	You know, what's the point?
0:52.0	Not in a depressed way, but in a way that I'm like, I don't, what excites me?
0:56.2	It's, I, in my neighborhood, I'll give you a building update soon.
1:00.4	Oh, yeah. In my neighborhood, there's a lot of rats as there are
1:05.2	because it's a neighborhood in New York City and they're just coming up to you and
1:09.7	I'm like there's like three times this past week where I was sitting on a bench and a giant ass rat was kind of running towards me and I had to like wave my hands and go
1:20.7	Hello, I'm human ask Gary right you don't want to be are you scared to me and then
1:26.0	eventually it's like oh yeah whoops I'll go back to the trash can I'm like what the
1:29.1	fuck what the fuck what the fuck where they are they giving these rats?
1:33.0	But these rats have never been afraid of people in New York City.
1:35.0	That's what New York City rats are like...
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