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The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Episode #134- Pissing Off Don Jr.

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8964 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Give yourself a pat on the back for surviving another week, ya warrior. On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON takes you on a journey through the following important topics: - Britney's back (on IG), b*tch. - A better car horn - Chasing the high of a sick discount - Pissing off Donald Trump Jr. :) - Hugging Amma - Filming aliens - A reading from Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about the practice of self-responsibility Sign up for my Patreon to hear the full chapter and get access to weekly Group Share-apy - www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Come see me live! [NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar For tickets, visit: linktree.com/krystynahutch Follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey on Instagram - @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify Watch full episodes on YouTube

Transcript

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0:00.0

Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

0:06.8

grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads

0:20.0

Hey everybody how you doing.

0:21.8

Congrats on not killing yourself this week. I'm super proud of you.

0:25.1

Yay! He survived. You survived another week on planet Earth.

0:30.4

Give yourself a goddamn pad of the back, okay?

0:32.9

We don't give ourselves enough credit

0:34.9

for not committing suicide.

0:36.6

And that's my stance.

0:39.7

I'm happy you're here, honored to be the voice in your head.

0:42.1

You girl, Christina, Marie, onion, them.

0:45.0

Being you so much.

0:46.0

I do wish there was an option on every car

0:50.0

where when you go to honk a horn but it's not an emergency honk it's just like

0:56.7

a excuse me honk I wish that there there was a excuse me level of a car horn because I would be getting into so many fewer fights on these

1:07.1

streets because when someone's like in front of your car and but they're not

1:10.3

looking but like you're in the you're like trying to drive like down the road not even

1:14.9

parked you're driving and someone just walks into the middle of the road and

1:18.7

stops that happens that happens I don't know why I don't I't know. But you know and you just want to be like

1:25.1

excuse me because they're on the phone or something looking the other way and you're like if I

1:28.9

honk full honk which is the only honk you could do in a car, they're going to be pissed and that's happened to me.

1:35.8

I had a woman walking in front of my car stopped, looked the other way, didn't look towards me,

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