Episode 302: May the 8th Be With You

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Wake up Danny, I think I got some edits for you to do! We may have lulled our producer off to slumber land for this episode but maybe you can stay up for most of it. On this Oops All Holes episode of YKS, we got a revolution in online content consumption, a condom for your pillow, and the least credible AI-related project we have ever seen. So we got just one question for ya: how many winks ya gonna get…on this all new episode of YKS!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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0:00.0	Yeah, it's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay,
0:10.0	I'm still doing this stuff. They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. Yeah, that's right.
0:18.0	We're still doing these Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.5	Yeah, Mike and Jay, I haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:32.5	Hey, boys, it's KB. I just got done spending four hours on the yard doing about half of the work that I need to do to take down a shed that I got out there.
0:43.5	Anyway, I was just wondering what do you guys like more building something or taking it apart, taking taking something apart, probably something that you don't like.
0:53.5	Yeah, all right. I love you.
0:57.5	Everybody, why can't I ask Mike? You know what I really have liked building. Yeah.
1:04.5	This show, this friendship and a life with you, that has been bearing fruit for so many years and hopefully so many years to come.
1:16.5	And I would never do anything to tear that down. That's what I think.
1:21.5	That's not that voice on KVR. Beautiful. I loved it. Beautiful deep voice.
1:26.5	It actually, it was so soothing and put producer Dan right to sleep. He is. He is out.
1:32.5	99 sleepy tie.
1:39.5	We will make a, well, you know, we're going to do a good job making our edit notes on this episode. Let's.
1:44.5	Yes. And. And sorry if we're a little quiet in the mix because we want to be quiet to respect producer Dan's autonomy over there as the sleeping producer.
1:55.5	He needs his needs is fucking 40 winks dude. He does. Have you been keeping track of is your watch.
2:03.5	Yeah, because you're watching them telling you how many wings you got.
2:07.5	Got 39 wings.
2:10.5	Oh.
2:13.5	Trying to figure out what the more made up stat if it's 10,000 steps or 10,000 hours or 40 winks or whatever.
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