Episode 379: A Candid Conversation with A Reiki Master

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

What a special episode! We finally got to it! The most cynical Kickstarter we have ever seen! It’s so special to actually get here and know that from here on out, every other unbuildable infrastructure project or card game rip-off or IP cash-in or political pandering or navel-gazing independent film or useless electronic doodad will be at the very least more of a genuine attempt at creating something than the project we talk about on today’s show. I am looking forward to seeing them!

In addition to that hunk of crap, though, on today’s show we’ve got some goofy ass bible shit that feels like the end times, a project that attempts to undo the inevitability of meeting our end, and yep, a card game rip-off. Some nice comforting audio slop to offset the gobsmacking offensiveness of today’s star of the show. And no, I ain’t talkin’ about the boys themselves!! For crying out loud!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Miketober may be over, but YKS Premium is not! They’ll never let us stop making these damn episodes! To wit, this week we return to the mines of subpar crowdfunded content with Missed The Cut, our monthly recap of the shit that sucked juuuust a little bit too much. To wit??? The fuck is that about? To wit.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.5	We're still doing these.
0:19.5	Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right.
0:21.0	We're still doing these. Not control. Yeah, Mike's right. We're still doing these. Truck control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:30.0	Hey guys, I just got my mail-in ballot and I live in a state where my vote pretty much doesn't count.
0:39.0	So I would like to hear Jesse what your plan would be for the first hundred days of your presidency and who you would staff in your cabinet.
0:53.0	Oh, and Mike, you too, because my vote is up in the air
0:58.2	and I need one of you guys to win it.
1:01.4	So thank you, and I hope you guys also do your civic duty of voting.
1:07.0	Goodbye.
1:10.0	Hey everybody, woman, I'm G. I'm Jeff and I'm looking at Mike right here and I know
1:15.3	that he's got a nice empty bladder because I just saw him go empty his bladder so now we can
1:20.3	sit here for all me do that I didn't see I mean you were watching him... I didn't see... I mean I... You were watching him piss? I didn't see him do...
1:25.2	You told me you didn't have cameras in there. Buddy, I got... He told me them cameras didn't work in her. I got eyes everywhere. A little birdie told me you like to leak some urine out of your dick.
1:34.6	And now, I'm going to expose you to the whole town, actually the whole country.
1:39.0	That's why you're not fit to be president. This guy takes a piss every day. Why isn't he working? Why isn't he working for the country? What's he doing in there? Why has he been in the bathroom for so long? That's my platform.
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