Episode 397: It’s a Stink Day
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2025
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
I hate when I flip my ice cube tray over and…something bad happens to the ice? Or the tray? Or, God forbid, me?? I love myself. Even more than ice cubes! This is the kind of thinking that has been abandoned by our Elite Thinkers now of days, and why we end up with more “apps” than “applications”. Well I’m just having a little fun about the destruction of our planet but I do think that it’s more fun when inventors are thinking about stuff that bothers them in the kitchen as opposed to which types of people deserve to continue living. What can I say…I love household gadgets!
On today’s show we also have some advancements in the worlds of Plates, some innovation in the dumpster sector, and a strange comic book project that not even the crazy comic heads on this show can quite understand. But hey, I guess that’s this crazy show! And I wouldn’t trade it for the entire world! Would you?
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff. |
| 0:11.6 | They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. |
| 0:14.6 | So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk. |
| 0:17.5 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:18.2 | We're still doing these. |
| 0:19.4 | Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah, that's right, we're still doing these. We're not to solve. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. |
| 0:22.3 | We're not control. Yeah, Mike and J.F. haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. You're still doing your |
| 0:28.0 | Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:34.2 | Hey, what's going on, guys? Um, I was wondering, if you guys were NASCAR drivers, who would you want to be the main sponsor on your car? |
| 0:44.5 | I imagine, if I had to guess, and listen, I've just spitball in here, I think Mike's would be Linux, and Jesse's would be Rick Santorum. |
| 0:57.8 | If you remember that one time when Rick Santorum sponsored an ask car. |
| 1:01.6 | Thank you guys. |
| 1:03.2 | I love you. |
| 1:04.1 | Bye. |
| 1:05.1 | Hey, everybody. |
| 1:05.9 | Welcome to YKS. |
| 1:07.1 | Oh, God. |
| 1:08.4 | Mike. |
| 1:09.4 | Mike. |
| 1:10.1 | Jesus. |
| 1:10.7 | Mike. Jesus Christ. |
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