Founder Of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers Returns To The God Pod!

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🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jesus, Mary Mags, and I dicker around with comedy legend Scott Dikkers, the founder of The Onion, #1 NY Times best-selling author, creator of the comic strip Jim’s Journal, voice actor, screenwriter, director, and creator of the new podcast Scott Dikkers Around. I interrogate Scott with dating questions, and we discuss the evil Nestle corp, star signs, climate change, Vlad the impaler, Mary’s ongoing beef with HBO, and the new king’s sausage fingers. So stop dickering around and listen! Like right now! I command you! Please? Pretty please? Me dammit. The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, bad bitches. Today on the Godpot.
0:03.3	Humans have been seeing me like thousands of years.
0:07.0	Yeah, I relate to that. I'm with you.
0:09.3	If I leave my house any day, that I consider that a failure.
0:13.2	Like, something has gone wrong.
0:15.1	There's been a system breakdown at some point.
0:19.9	You are Canada, all right?
0:22.1	Your people are better-ish, okay?
0:25.6	You say sorry, even though you don't mean it.
0:28.6	You are Canada.
0:30.1	You even hit that side?
0:31.2	Nice.
0:31.8	Look in the mirror and say, I am Canada.
0:36.4	There's a reason that monarchy isn't really like a popular form of government anymore.
0:41.3	It's just, it's just bad, it's bad.
0:43.5	Oh, I love it. I wish they'd bring it to America.
0:58.7	Hello, dear listener.
1:00.0	This is the Godpot.
1:02.0	I'm God.
1:02.9	And how many times do I have to tell you that I won't acknowledge your prayers
1:07.5	unless you say, shh, over like on walkie talkies?
1:11.6	Oh, I'm here today with Jesus.
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