God Forgets To Save The Queen

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Moses returns to the God Pod after wondering Costco for 40 minutes, we learn about pegging therapy on Therapy with Psyche, and I fill in for Satan on the Satan Show. We discuss Queen Elizabeth II’s ascent to purgatory on a MacBook double rainbow, “nothing is sacred” tweets from ‘Murica, lentil soup, TV shows, and Tucker Carlson nightmares. It’s the end of an era, humans, so grab your headphones and listen to your favorite imaginary friends whilst doing household chores or whilst stuck in traffic, or floating down a lazy river in a kyak like baby Moses did. The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Today, on The Godfather!
0:03.0	Holding my son's arms down while he looks me in the eye and cries while he gets his shots.
0:08.0	This is just like that time I let Jesus get crucified.
0:11.0	And I held him down.
0:13.0	I know how you feel now, God.
0:17.0	My question for you, Conspiracy Moses, is how did the British government figure out how to manufacture a rainbow this perfect?
0:25.0	God, didn't you do it?
0:27.0	No, I was too busy reading vicious, vicious things on Twitter.
0:35.0	Let me tell you something.
0:36.0	One of the most underrated action comedy films is The Mummy.
0:41.0	Yes.
0:42.0	What a great ride at Universal.
0:43.0	I'm serious. The Mummy is a fantastic film.
0:46.0	Of course you love that being from Egypt.
0:57.0	The Mummy!
0:59.0	The Mummy!
1:01.0	Hello dear listener, this is The Godfather.
1:04.0	I'm God and you can finally stop asking me to save the Queen.
1:08.0	I did my best for a long time.
1:11.0	Had a lot of saves in my Queenkeeping career.
1:13.0	And I think I did pretty good.
1:15.0	Sure, I may have slept in and forgot to save the Queen this one last time.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -931 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from God, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of God and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.