God Interviews Guy Who Trolled Texas With Arabic “In God We Trust” Signs

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🗓️ 8 September 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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I said, "Let there be a God Pod," and saw that it was GREAT! Chaz Stevens, the amazing political activist for the separation of church and state, known as the ambassador to hell, the world's worst superhero, and General Patton of the War On Christmas, joins Me, Jesus, and Mary Mags to discuss his incredible career trolling the bureaucratic hypocrisy of the far right. And if that wasn't awesome enough, he also connects humans with emotional support animals. He's done too many great things to list here, so listen to the show! We also discuss drive-by baptisms, inflatable boobs, the gayest place in town, and Rob ‘MAGA’ Schneider's slide into continued oblivion. So grab your favorite beverage, warm up your favorite podcast app and click those links FOR THE LOVE OF ME. Do it now, and I'll give you time off in purgatory with the unique code "In God We Yass." The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the guide pod, I've asked to have the Bible and the Oxford English Dictionary, which by the way cost $1,800
0:07.5	Oxford English Dictionary to be banned
0:10.0	Like usual with my stuff. It was ignored. I'm going. Oh, that's jazz. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This jazz again
0:17.3	Using our ridiculous ideas against us exposing our authoritarian hypocrisy
0:24.2	On the other show, we have Satan. That's my boss. That's my boss. Tell them tell them tell me today. Tell them his paychecks are not coming through. That sounds about right
0:38.7	Feels like consent should be something. You don't just go around
0:43.5	Pathizing people against their will. I know it's a little bit of water. You know, but that is it careful. Whoa
0:54.2	Oh
1:03.2	Hello dear listener. This is the God pod. I'm God and I promise not to flood the earth again
1:09.7	But there's nothing I can do about all these magnateers
1:13.7	Hey, Jesus. What's up? Hey, and there's nothing we can do about the humans getting their earth flooded themselves
1:20.2	They might just do that to themselves. Well, I mean technically there are things we could do
1:24.9	But I promise not to interfere. Yes
1:28.2	So good luck with all that. I did want to talk about this real quick. Jesus. I'm tired of people mistaking me for Santa Claus
1:35.7	Well, you look similar. No, we don't. I am way more
1:41.7	Swole. Yes, then Santa. Yes. Okay. You're swole. He is plump. Exactly. So whatever
1:49.7	Noise me follow the God pod on Apple Spotify or your favorite podcast app the God pod have it y'all way
1:57.2	With us today is an amazing guest. Are you ready for this Jesus? Yes, Hill Hill Chaz Stevens
2:05.7	Maybe you to recognize his name. Let's just prefer to him as the guy who trolled the hell out of Florida in Texas in 2022
2:13.7	Chaz are you there? I am here God and I am happy to be here. Welcome Chaz
2:19.7	We're speaking to you now via an ayahuasca trip, right?
2:26.2	I had a friend of mine who was in Medellin went to it went to get whacked on ayahuasca walk through the jungle
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