Hot Girl Summer with Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 22

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chrissy Chaos is kicking off hot girl summer with Ti Ti Jerry! Chris new show on TruTV is coming out July 8th! Make sure you check out Backyard Bar Wars on TruTV. What's your nightmare show to be known for? Chris bombed in front of the Mets owner at a corporate gig. Ti Ti Jerry is over cleaning the Chaos house and pops on the PODDY! Ti Ti talks about freebasing cocaine and how it felt. What's the worst drug you have ever done? Is there air conditioning in prisons? Ti Ti tells us about a time she almost passed out from being too hot in prison. Ti Ti weighs in on Transgender weightlifter in New Zealand’s Olympic team. Shout out Tyra Banks! Ti Ti is coming for America's Next Top Model!! We warn Ti Ti about the dangers of being a model. Ti Ti on Manhattan City Council candidate caught with dominatrix in leaked video. NYC mayor race is heating up! Ti Ti is cleaning houses in the NYC area! We answer a few fan questions. Ti Ti thinks everyone should be single this summer and enjoy a true hot girl summer! What makes Ti Ti mad. Ti Ti spent most her life in prison so we are starting a new series called Ti Ti's bucket list! Coming soon to patreon. Ti Ti puts Chrissy Teigen on BLAST! Ti Ti talks about what it was like to experience 9/11 while being in prison. CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody?
0:03.6	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos.
0:05.4	How you doing?
0:05.9	I'm wearing a purple shirt.
0:07.2	I'm ready to go.
0:08.5	My child, I got to go to Los Angeles later today.
0:12.6	And then I'm not coming back till Thursday morning.
0:14.2	My child can be born any day.
0:15.8	I have a feeling as soon as I touch down in LA, Vinnie's
0:19.4	water is going to break.
0:20.3	And then I'm going to have to get back on the spirit
0:21.7	airlines flight and connect 17 times to get back.
0:25.0	But I do feel like I'm going to walk in as soon as the baby's
0:28.3	crowning.
0:28.8	I feel like I'm going to get it.
0:30.2	I feel like I'm going to be there one way or another.
0:32.6	My father's going to be there.
0:34.0	I know one way or another.
0:35.2	If I'm not there, my father will be there with the New York
0:37.2	Post.
0:37.9	Homeless pimple be there with a 4K lens and a Zoom recorder.
0:42.6	And everybody, and it's going to be fine.
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