4.9 • 756 Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm really freaked about deleting YouTube. |
0:04.0 | I don't, that's where all my screen time is YouTube. |
0:08.0 | And I don't, I haven't taken a dump without my phone for 15 years. |
0:14.0 | I don't even know if my rectum works if I'm not holding a phone in my hand. |
0:18.0 | Honestly, I don't know the word. |
0:21.6 | I can be, I could be turtle-dogging it, a prairie dogging it, turtling it, going to the, |
0:27.1 | going to the bath, like, oh, I hope I make it. |
0:29.0 | Oh, where's my phone? |
0:29.9 | And I'll risk it and turn around and go find my phone because I cannot stand, sit, and not watch car restoration videos or hunting videos. |
0:36.7 | I'm concerned about that one. |
0:53.3 | So I'm talking with here with, I would say, one of my good friends, even though we've only spent, I don't know, five or six times in person with one another. |
1:02.8 | We see each other at a sort of pastoral event. |
1:05.6 | We keep up. |
1:06.9 | I really enjoy this dude a lot. |
1:08.2 | I think he likes me, or at least he humors me. |
1:10.5 | I like you a lot. You like me. You like me a lot. I like it a lot. |
1:14.8 | Yes. Name that movie. |
1:17.7 | Dumb and dumber, of course. |
1:19.0 | Very good. An American classic that an Aussie actually nailed. |
1:23.7 | Yes. |
1:24.4 | How long have you been in America, by the way? |
1:26.5 | 27 years. Okay, so you were... America, by the way? 27 years. |
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