Which Horror Movie Could you Resolve with Non-Violence? (Feat. Zoe)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2015

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes ask Jason to see a therapist for his oedipal issues, encourage Freddy to take a class in conflict resolution and tell Ghostface to stop calling as we discuss which horror movie we could resolve with non-violence. We try to pawn a curse off on apes in a very imaginative way, make our problems Canada’s problems and freeze ourselves before getting shot out of a cannon. Jackson takes a dinosaur out to lunch, Zoe runs away from a demon into space, Zammit hires robots to deal with a mummy curse and Duscher just wants to go on a high school date with a psychic. So join the gang as they have a nice chat to the mass murdering maniac, maybe then he'll only murder you a little bit. Want Frankenstein's monster to get some plastic surgery? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy him a new, not rotting nose.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirteen books about channeling a prehistoric lizard’s rage into art.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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0:22.4	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.
0:32.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:36.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply, check the Uber app.
0:41.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:45.0	Thank you for calling National Lottery.
0:46.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:49.0	Yeah, I think I have.
0:50.0	I'll just take to double check for I do a cartwheel.
0:52.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
1:00.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
1:06.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery.
1:07.0	Rules and procedures apply.
1:09.0	Players must be 18 or over.
1:18.2	Since then's radio. or over. Since radio, I'm more overweight now than I was when I did my first episode. Today's episode is sponsored by Eric Hermann, Sir Digby Chicken, Caesar the 3rd, William
1:25.8	Leonard, Matthew Malach, Mullican, Matthew Mullican and Colin Hoover.
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