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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Positive-minded yogi Rachel Grant Jackson of Chelsea's collegiate improv troupe "Six Milks" visits the pod on a day in which the coff is particularly a-crankin.

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0:00.0

Boo!

0:01.2

Ha!

0:02.0

Happy Halloween!

0:06.2

Retroactively, of course.

0:08.1

Because this episode was recorded in October.

0:11.4

I'm trying to do my Ariana voice.

0:13.5

Hi, guys.

0:14.8

This episode was recorded in October.

0:18.6

Um, yeah.

0:20.0

This episode's all about you. Because you're the best, you're a shining light.

0:24.7

It's an episode featuring my dear friend and my improv group partner from back in college, Rachel Jackson.

0:34.7

But anyway, this is still going to be a fresh, hot, stanky old dip for ya.

0:41.9

And I'm a special guest star cameo from someone else who was in our improv group.

0:52.5

What was I for Halloween? Can't remember right now. Trying to remember. Can't remember.

0:59.9

Can't remember. Oh, I didn't dress up. I didn't dress up.

1:09.5

Rachel Grant Jackson is very positive and she's a great foil for my more negative thinking,

1:16.3

so you're going to enjoy that.

1:17.8

A candy food test?

1:19.5

Oh yeah, for Halloween.

1:20.9

That's perfect, right?

1:24.5

We get a cult leader caller who holds the line for an historic amount of time.

1:32.3

Someone who's estranged from her mom.

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