John’s Maternity Mishap and other tales…

Radio 2's Confessions

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4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

John seeks forgiveness in his delivery room disaster ‘See My Baby Dive’; Theo has a sibling shocker with ‘One Way or a Brother’; you’ll need a strong stomach to make it through Jules’ confession ‘There’s a Girl Works Down My Chip Shop Swears She’s Squeamish’; and there’s also Jilly’s kung-fu confession ‘Jilly Don’t Be Aikido’. Plus in this week's Confession from the Crypt we relive overzealous zookeeper Ed’s ‘Crocodile Shock’ and there's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast! If you have a Confession you’d like to share, or want to get in touch email [email protected].

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is the BBC.
0:04.8	Dear brothers and sisters,
0:06.4	all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,
0:09.6	whether Saint or sinner.
0:12.5	Hello and welcome,
0:13.6	it's another Confessions Podcast
0:15.2	from your friends at the BBC,
0:17.5	where incredibly sinful members of the public
0:20.0	come to tell their tales,
0:21.2	as you know, of deceit, debauchery and deception,
0:24.9	being judged as ever by the moral compass of the nation,
0:28.0	which is Bobby Pryor,
0:29.3	and Joe Wiley, who just speaks for every woman and every man.
0:32.6	So what I can do, it's all I can do.
0:34.6	This week's confession includes Theos Sibbling Shocker,
0:37.5	which is called One Way or a Brother.
0:39.4	We have John's maternity mishaps,
0:40.9	he's my baby dive.
0:42.2	Jules Fast Food, Fopar,
0:43.7	there's a girl who works down my chip shop swears she's squeamish,
0:46.5	and then a classic confession from the crypt of Eetringezoo,
0:49.0	a crocodile and a terrified, small child.
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