The roof, the roof, the roof is EN FUEGO!!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Horm of getting update.
0:05.1	The roof, the roof, the roof is in Fuego.
0:07.8	California is on fire again.
0:10.1	Biden got a ceasefire deal for Israel.
0:11.7	Our next president, who has been sued for sexual assault and gone bankrupt repeatedly,
0:16.1	had his Secretary of Defense asked during his confirmation hearing about his sexual assaults and the
0:22.1	charities he bankrupted. And Los Angeles Ghost Mayor partied in Ghana while L.A. burned. Holy hell.
0:28.9	Welcome to 2025. These first two weeks have been one long-ass decade. California, for the first time
0:35.2	I can remember, we had fire season in January.
0:38.3	Everything's fine, right?
0:40.3	There's no climate change, just whether we've never had, you know, since the planet was
0:46.3	birthed in a tumultuous fire of molten magma a billion years ago.
0:49.3	In January!
0:51.3	Or, to some of you, 6,000 years ago, according to people who don't believe in climate change,
0:55.9	but believe Jesus, who wrote a donkey,
0:59.4	wants preachers to fly to preach his word in a Gulfstream G6.
1:04.0	The Pacific Palisades burned to the ground.
1:06.2	Our favorite restaurants are gone now.
1:08.2	People's livelihoods are over.
1:09.7	Even the one where Mel Gibson was arrested
1:12.9	after calling a cop sweet tits is rubble, as is Mel Gibson's addled brain. Please someone, come get
1:21.8	grandpa. If you've seen the news at all in the last week, you'll know that 12,000 homes burned and
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