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🗓️ 21 March 2013
⏱️ 97 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ladies, just kidding. |
0:04.0 | Um, here we go. I am like completely a mess right now. Only physically physically mentally I feel great. I burnt my neck with a |
0:18.0 | curling iron this morning right before an audition so I showed up with a huge burn on my neck that looks like a the |
0:26.1 | hickey of a madman and I also got a severe allergic reaction to a band-aid so my leg has this crazy like and then I |
0:37.8 | googled it and tons and tons of people have allergic reactions to the adhesive on |
0:42.2 | band-aids and what are they putting in it? |
0:46.3 | Like doesn't it make you imagine like an evil company like an evil factory where they're |
0:50.8 | just putting like something so toxic in |
0:52.9 | band-aids like no one used to be allergic to band-aids right okay we're all on the |
0:58.6 | same page now I am alone as you may have noticed. But seriously, but no one used to also be allergic to anything, I feel like. |
1:08.0 | Gluten, is it that, I don't under, I just, the whole allergy craze. |
1:12.8 | Um, well there was something else I wanted to discuss. Oh, I just remembered me in Mosha, my dear |
1:26.1 | acquaintance Mosha Casher, went on a walk earlier and saw the biggest pile of |
1:31.2 | vomit on the ground with one foot streak through it. |
1:35.0 | Where you could not stop thinking about it for 10 minutes, it was indelible just like, pile of vomit, |
1:41.0 | foot streak, pile of vomit, foot streak, and you're just like, no, no, |
1:46.8 | you want to unsee it, but you can't. |
1:49.9 | That vomit's in your brain. |
1:52.4 | Anyway, weird day in LA, I will say this. |
1:57.3 | Great temp here. |
1:58.5 | I'm in a different studio. |
1:59.9 | I'm like a little vagabond |
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