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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2013

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Joe Mande joins extra coffee-cranked American legend Chelsea Peretti (TIME Magazine Top Tweeter, 2013) for calls about driving off a cliff, Howard hair trends, Mary J Blige, sleep paralysis, the Illuminati, plagues, hot tub maintenance, and blocking peopl

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0:00.0	How about those familiar sounds am I right guys? A B C D E F G.
0:19.0	Did you hear about the new alphabet?
0:21.0	Guys, ladies and. of that we really hope would stop to listen.
0:26.0	Guys, ladies and gentlemen, blazing girls,
0:28.0	creepy guys that we really hope would stop to listen,
0:32.0	stop listening. You get it. Listen. Do I sound
0:38.2	different? Is there a different kind of confidence in my voice, that's because.
0:43.0	I've been an anointed.
0:47.0	What at the top?
0:51.0	What at the top? Top 140.
0:58.0	Tweeters!
1:01.0	Buy Time Magga! Maga!
1:05.0	Loon!
1:07.0	Thank you
1:10.0	Thank you for your love.
1:15.0	That is really, I have to tell you, my mom used to be a subscriber.
1:20.0	So shout out to Time magazine, grew up seeing you all over the place helping for man of the year soon
1:27.0	I'm sitting here with my guest. He's nodding he thinks I can do it
1:37.0	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and gentlemen, boys and girls, boys and girls,
1:46.0	today's guest, that wasn't my mouth sound, that was his. Today's guest is...
1:52.0	We're going to keep the show moving.
1:58.0	Giuseppe Mandy.
	...

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