Ladies and gentlemen, so much to get through, so sorry that we were, um, had to skip a week or two here and there.

We're back, we're back!

I have an exciting show lined up for you.

We have some special field pieces involving mothers as well as one of my dear, dear friends in studio today and some calls from an

assortment, a lot of female collars, etc. So buckle up. Those of you are on the

subway, put your hand on the person's knee that's sitting next to you and stare at them really close to their face and say it's happening.

Then kiss them on the lips gently, then pat them on the head, Then wink, then pull open their coat.

Zip it, unzip it, pull it open. Smack them on the right side of their face, smack them on the left side of their face smack them on the left side of their face kiss them again wink ten more times

Then shake your butt like sassy the facing away from them and then look over your shoulder and like shake your finger at them like no

Then blow them a kiss then sit on their lap

If you're driving just drive drive, be safe out there.

Anyway, enjoy the show.

Hello?

Matt!

Hey Chelsea, how's it going?

Fix everything, Matt. This is like a simulation of what it's like to date me. Can you

fix everything? Can you guarantee total and constant happiness? I think I can. I'm pretty good at Dixon stuff. Yeah. Yeah, everything's going to be fine. Don't

You sound great. You sound great. You know, I don't want to spoil the surprise for you, Matt. I want to really pop it on you. Can you guess who's here? Do you know who's here? Chico, is that how you say her name?

There was a girl, her name, her name confounded Americans.

By Americans, I mean white Americans.

Was it Chiaico?

Was it Chaco?

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