Welcome back to the show. We took a little two-week hiatus so I could go ahead and travel to New York City, aka Dreamland, USA, and do a brief guest writing job at Saturday Night Live,

very enjoyable, very educational.

Now I'm back in sunny Los Angeles.

I love the weather here.

It goes without saying so much superior to the East Coast.

Had crazy hair static in the East Coast, but we'll get

into that later in this show. I've had two children. I sold all my things. I know nothing's really changed but hopefully we've all gotten a lot of rest over the last two weeks.

I know some people tweeted they were catching up on old apps. We've really

had a chance to kind of come at this in a new fresh way. Today I have a very exciting guest

who hasn't arrived yet at the building but he's my dance partner

on a dance team that's really picking up steam behind the scenes.

We haven't officially done performances across America like we plan

to, but we certainly have been rehearsing like mad. It's kind of like the same schedule as

Beyonce pre Super Bowl. P.S. I really took it personal that people wanted to attack her after the Super Bowl and

after the whatever presidential thing I'm a jing it's like I think it's so annoying

actually that like people do these amazing things and everyone's like how can we take them down?

I don't know why but I got like really intensely defensive of Beyoncé and I don't know that anyone

cares or relates to that stance.

It's like defending a celebrity and everyone's like whatever they're rich.

They can just buy happiness if people say mean things about them.

I think that's stupid. Everyone has feelings.

I'm crying.

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