Hi guys, how's it hanging? It is lowing. It is hanging low for me. Let me just start this podcast off by saying I just took a mo-

a muscle relax. I was going to delete that and re-record it, but you know that's just truly not my brand. So anyway, if you missed my Instagram stories this morning,

um, I was, you know, working out in my home gym and I was getting after it. And then I was like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to fucking deadlift, bro. Like I'm going to, you know, we have like the weight rack thing where you put the big plates on the side. And I was like, I am so jacked. I'm going to fucking do this. No, I literally did three reps went down for the count, pulled my back muscle out, couldn't stand up for approximately seven and a half minutes, choice out of town. So I was just staring at Henry while he

kind of looked at me like I was the idiot that I am. And then I finally got up and, uh, yeah, I can't really walk upstairs. Can't really, you know, like turn properly. Have you ever pulled your back muscles? Because again, I've done it so many times. You think that I would learn like, hey, you're not in shape enough to deadlift. You are not strong. You have very weak hamstrings. I also have Lordosis, which if you're not sure what that is. It's a big reason why my butt sticks out so far. I just have a huge butt. I have

very large butt cheeks, but my back has a, it's like a sway back, which is Lordosis. So if I lay down flat on the ground, you can sit like three textbooks under my lower back. I've never been able to like push my, you know, in order to get my back, like flat on the ground. I've got to put my feet up in the air.

So anyway, I was just going to make a sexual joke, but I won't. So anyway, it's just I have, I have back pain all the time. But when you pull it literally feels like my back is like disconnected from my

body right now. So any time I make a sudden movement, it just goes, and you just want to like die. So anyway, I took a muscle relaxer.

So this is either going to go one or two ways. I mean, they're going to get canceled or this is going to make zero sense, which is honestly the risk that I take every single day of my life when I speak.

So I hate not that I hate drugs. I love some weed if I don't say that on my Instagram because that's just I'm that makes people upset, I think.

But I like to smoke weed. I went through like a pot head stage, a little bit in college. And then I got off of it. And then I came back into it.

I don't know, like 2018 maybe. And I was a pot head. It was bad. I was like smoking every single day. I had a swirl world at the end of my street, which if you're not sure what that is, it's like a frozen yogurt stand.

That like it's like a self surfing, but it's in a gas station, but it's right at the end of my street. And I got I probably gained like 20 pounds. It was amazing.

And then I got paranoid once. So I stopped and then smoke weed for like 18 months. And now I'm back at it. So if you watch my Instagram stories and you see how often I get a double scoop Sunday from Baskin Robbins with extra cookie dough pieces, that's when I'm super high.

And anyway, so when I say about drugs is I'm very sensitive to drugs, like I can take two hits of a joint and be, can I say this on a pod? You fuck it.

You know what I mean? And I can, I get, I get like blitzed. I'm like, oh my gosh. And I usually like giggle for a couple of minutes, eat something and then immediately fall asleep. It's tries like favorite thing that I do. Not really.

But anyway, what was I saying? Oh, so I'm very sensitive to drug, like I have never done any other drug to be honest. And actually I did Molly once and I drove myself into the ditch the next day.

Because I had to work a double. And I was like, I cannot function. And so I just drove into a ditch. Don't I didn't get hurt. I just kind of fucked up my car, but it was fine.

Different story for a different day, perhaps. Um, but I just don't like I would never take, are we talking about drugs now? I would never take acid, Molly cocaine.

They just scare the crap out of me, honestly. And I'm just so sensitive to them. I feel like something that would happen. That's why let me, I want to say this to about drinking an alcohol. Okay.

I remember I had someone say to me like in a nice way, but they were like, wow, like you drink a lot. Like how do you drink so much and like function the next day?

Let me tell you that everything is not what it seems. Okay. Every single one of my friends is like, like before we hang out, Gretch, are you going to get drunk today? Like let's get you drunk. Like I've never seen you drunk. Like let's do it. Let's do it. I love to drink alcohol.

Um, but I do not like to be drunk. I never, and I'm always like, oh, I never get hungover. I don't get hungover because I don't drink that much.

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