Parent Self-Care & Hot Car Naps

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Backseaters, who hit their shower window today? If you miss it, you look great in that hat for the 5th time this week anyway. Today on the show we’ve got the Christmas Tree up early, some leftover frozen bbq to share, a slathering of commentary on skin care from our teenager, why taking naps in the car is maybe the best nap possible, and much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there. We are funny
0:21.0	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson I I'm a stand-up comedian. The host of the
0:24.6	aforementioned podcast, no breaks today. We're getting into it. Alongside me is
0:28.6	my lovely wife, my co-host, my CFO, and overall great gal, dressed as Green Ivy as a punk rocker today.
0:36.8	Punk Rock Green Ivy.
0:38.0	No, Poison Ivy.
0:39.6	Sorry, punk rock, poison Ivy.
0:41.2	millennial mom.
0:42.0	millennial mom.
0:43.0	Because I still have distressed jeans.
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	That's how. My daughter, I put on a pair of jeans this week and Gloria goes,
0:52.0	Dad, are you wearing skinny jeans?
0:53.5	And I was like, they weren't skinny jeans
0:55.1	the last time I wore them.
0:56.4	It's nice to have a 14 year old girl in the house.
1:02.4	Yeah, all jeans. She steals my ice cream because she thinks she needs that. Oh my gosh.
1:08.2	And I am 35. Also, producer Andy is here in downtown Lameza,
1:13.0	above Public Square Coffee.
1:14.4	Yeah, there is an obsession over skin care
1:16.7	with teenage girls right now
1:17.9	that did not exist when you were a youth.
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