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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Producer Andy here wishing you a week of stuffing yourself and family gathering photos you may forget and regret. However, we do hope you might remember some of the most horrific holiday moments in your life and that you’d share them for our upcoming holiday horror stories show.

Please, Send your stories in by Nov. 28 to dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com.

Today, enjoy last years Holiday Horror stories including tales about car seats covered in puke, presents covered in aphids and hospital sandwiches decidedly NOT covered in mayo.

See you next week!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, happy Thanksgiving everyone.
0:02.0	Producer Andy here wishing you a week of stuff in yourself
0:15.0	and family gathering photos you may forget and regret.
0:18.0	However, we do hope you might remember some of the most horrific holiday moments in your life
0:22.0	and that you'd share them
0:23.2	with us on our upcoming holiday horror story show. Please send your stories in by
0:27.8	November 28 to don't make me come back there at gmail.com. As always make sure
0:31.6	to check out tickets to see Dustin Nickerson live in your town or just
0:35.1	outside your town at Dustin Nickerson.com.
0:38.1	And make sure also join our new fan-created Dustin Nickerson comedy Facebook group. request to join is at the link in the show notes and today
0:46.6	Enjoy last year's holiday horror stories episode and we'll be back with you next week. Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there. We are a funny
1:14.2	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian and the
1:17.3	host of the aforementioned-mentioned podcast and directly across from me and here in our
1:21.0	own home home home- home recording studio slash our own
1:23.2	daughter's bedroom slash our own rental home by our home I mean the home that we
1:29.4	live in that it's home is where wherever I am with you
1:35.0	wherever I am with you branny Carlisle or home is where no it's that that other
1:38.2	band the heart is or home in Alabama Arkansas oh yeah yeah the point being is we're in our daughter's bedroom in our
1:45.0	daughter's bedroom in our rental house we are sitting in beanbags directly
1:50.8	adjacent to bunk beds.
1:53.0	There's also a pile of clothes on the floor.
1:56.0	There's a pile of clothes, some of them mine got mixed in here.
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